9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
|On tumblr alone:||art, wisdom, inspirational quotes, beautiful photographs, true love, cats, happiness.|
|On tumblr with family looking over your shoulder:||blood, porn, violence, drugs, politics, porn|
|On tumblr with small children watching you:||PORN PORN GAY PORN STRAIGHT PORN ALL THE PORN DID WE MENTION BONDAGE AND PENISES|
SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???
WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:
AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:
AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT
LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”it looks even better out of the closet
OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF